Monday, March 31, 2008

Public Anatomy Lesson

Don't worry--it's clean. :)

When the boys and I are doing errands and someone needs to go, we usually use the handicapped stall in the women's bathroom so that I can keep track of them. Usually they are too busy to really pay attention to what I'm doing. The other day, we were at a restaurant with no large stall, so Tate was by himself and Chase was in with me. This is the conversation:

Chase: Mom! You go'd poop?!
Tate: Mom, where does your poop come out?
Me: The same place as yours. (hoping that's the end of the conversation)
Tate: Where does your pee come out?
Me: Mommies have a different kind of bottom than little boys for the pee to come out.
Chase: Can I see your different bottom?

At this point, I discreetly stood up (dressed, of course), and Chase looks around behind me, "Yeah Mom, your butt is really big!"

He's mentioned it several times since then.

Thanks, Chase. :)

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Chase's voice is SO cute. It has always cracked me up!!!! I think Asher has a low voice, too.

Your kids say the funniest things...who was it that saw a butterfly and said, "Look! It's a Lunesta!"

Anonymous said...

Seriously, no one should be blogging at 4:30 in the am. , and your butts not THAT big!

Mindy said...

The time is off for some reason--it was actually several hours later, and thanks. :)

Kiki said...

That is too funny. i am just laughing as I sit here. And I really needed a laugh this afternoon.

LeroyLime said...

I read this right before going to bed and couldn't stop laughing...gotta love the things you hear in bathroom stalls! ;)